tilthat:

TIL That while the 2nd Earl of Grey abolished slavery and reformed child labor laws in England during his political leadership, he will be most famously remembered for the beloved tea he helped introduce to the world.

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toboldlylesbian:

is he gonna check???

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hungwy:

hungwy:

i dont like it when elephant seals give me that look

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xtec:

thothoward:

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

SHUT

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kidzbopdeathgrips:

magimerlyn:

kidzbopdeathgrips:

jesus: if you literally do nothing else just please. be nice to people

american christians: so basically i should just be really mean to people. just like be super cunty for no reason and get really self-righteous about it. right jesus?

Grrrrrrrrrr…..

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sourpatchlezz:

sourpatchlezz:

i hate straight men but the most homophobic people on the planet look like this

if u sit near her in class she’ll snapchat a selfie captioned “dykes are soooo obsessed w me 😩 john 3:16” and make sure u can see her screen

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dianysus:

some of yall never contacted the old gods, making a deal for immortality and it shows

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rare-drop:

Me, crouched in front of the used games section for two hours:-

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bakwaaas:

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